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zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
by Jekr December 10, 2018
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Sphere of influence

Total number of people you can reach with your current brand voice, a very well known social media marketing term
My Sphere of influence is probably about 10000 people
by tylerblevin June 5, 2019
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yes me infinity

The ultimanium,ultranium,impossibilium of insults. stronger than Shaggy,Shrek,Waluigi,Thanos,u mom gae,no u,reverse card,yes me and all other infinitiveniums.
A:u mom gae
B:no u
A:reverse card
B:reverse reverse card
A:reverse card infinity
B:no u infinity
A:yes me
B:yes me infinity
A:oh no
A had become Ab and then G# then G etc. until implosion.
by UltraJackio325/E030E03 March 24, 2019
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Useless Exchange Of Information

When an individual is answering a question, and provides numerous additional pieces of information that are completely irrelevant to the answer you are asking for. Typically you will need to ask this dumb fool the question again, in a simpler fashion, to get a clear answer.
“Which time will you be arriving?“

“Well, I just have to do some laundry. Then I’ll go to the grocery store...I ran out of toilet paper...” Etc.

A Useless Exchange Of Information has just taken place.
by UsefulTerms December 25, 2019
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Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
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Ms.wangs indian influence

If you are one of the unlucky students to have fallen into Ms.Wang's trap this year, you have noticed she smells really funky. Well that is her indian influence, from when she hung out with fat indian men twice her size. She is somehow part indian and her indian accent slips out every now and then so if she tries to touch you with her buttery greasy hands, JUST RUN.
"Ooooooo whats that smelllllll, hey ms wang why you coming here"
" oohohohoooooo shes coming its the ms.wangs indian influence time she will touch you runnn"
by BAD KID with a flamethrower February 17, 2020
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Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
by Vice420 August 20, 2020
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