Pulling a Mete

When you have too many backup crushes and end up messing things up with all of them.

Bob - So I like this one girl, but I don't know if she likes me, so I also like 3 other girls.
Bill - Be careful, you might end up pulling a Mete!
Bob - No, you're wrong! I am going to do this plan and not fail!

*1 day later*

Bob - Dang, I messed things up with all of my crushes!
Bill - Told you so! You pulled a Mete.

by milesman34 April 19, 2020

Pulling a Monica

Inspired by the television show Friends, "pulling a monica" refers to any and all screwups by an individual.

"Pulling a monica"

Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in... in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one.

Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize.

Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...

Mrs. Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.

Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.

by NotAtUVAThankGod June 16, 2007

pulling your pud

Masturbation, jerking off

You were pulling your pud the other night...I was watching.

by biggd60 May 15, 2006

Pulling a Lorne

“Pulling a Lorne” is when you do not show up to work for days on end, you continue to get paid your wages, and there are no negative consequences to your actions.

He was pulling a Lorne last week and played video games all day at home.
Sweet!

by Lorne69 January 18, 2008

pulling a codster

Leaving without saying goodbye.

I'm too sad to say goodbye, so I'm pulling a codster instead.

by N0RVY March 11, 2010

Pulling a Winnetka

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.

Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."

by MioMioMio March 10, 2009

pulling a Brian

Pulling a Brian occurs when a male seems very interested in a girl, pursues her for a decent amount of time then randomly decides that the girl is no longer worth it. The male then leaves with the excuses of "I am not ready" or "I haven't gotten over my past girlfriend." It usually occurs a month into dating.

No I am done with him, he started pulling a Brian.

by misspissedoff17 August 17, 2011