border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.

"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"

by twizm12 January 16, 2008

Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick

Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job

by Shmlif April 30, 2018

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Job

Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.

Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

by kit____ August 14, 2023

Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.

Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.

by FunTdrip January 15, 2024

alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)

Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!

by Man hole March 9, 2020