Noun: A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it.
Adult: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch in the edge of that drop-leaf dining table."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
Get the black man's pinch mug.When something is so upsetting or frustrating it makes one want to stab oneself in the face, either literally or figuratively; reminiscent of a scene in the film 'Black Swan'.
Man, when Jenna was complaining about Mary I was about ready to go black swan.
Swear to god if I have to stand in line for one more minute I'm going to go black swan.
Swear to god if I have to stand in line for one more minute I'm going to go black swan.
by Luudy January 15, 2011
Get the go black swan mug.taking someone by the collar/turtle neck and slaping them back and forth with the top and under sides of your hand and saying saying bitch ass nigga over and over
sorta like the back hand slap, but with the words nigga, bitch, and ass in any sort of order, but must include the word nigga, i.e. the "black" hand slap
sorta like the back hand slap, but with the words nigga, bitch, and ass in any sort of order, but must include the word nigga, i.e. the "black" hand slap
Nate: d00d jessica just broke up with me
Joe: so.....
Nate: *starts to cry*
Joe: *takes hand and graps nates shirt and starts Black Hand Slapping him* nigga, get your bitch ass together *x7 times*
Joe: so.....
Nate: *starts to cry*
Joe: *takes hand and graps nates shirt and starts Black Hand Slapping him* nigga, get your bitch ass together *x7 times*
by JOENDNATE July 17, 2007
Get the Black Hand Slap mug.The act of strapping your sex partner's arms to a ceiling fan, laying underneath them with your dick in their orifice, and turning the fan on so they spin around on your dick.Usually accompanied by helicopter sound effects or yelling.
"Speaking of Helicopters, my girlfriend gave me a Black Cock Down last night."
"What?"
"Don't ask..."
"What?"
"Don't ask..."
by Keeperofreptiles November 17, 2012
Get the Black Cock Down mug.a rap group for white people. Actually, they're not really a hip hop group, more like a pop-rap group (see 50-Cent).
"My Humps" pratically made them garbage. Honestly, my humps? What next, candy shop and laffy taffy?
Oh wait.....
"My Humps" pratically made them garbage. Honestly, my humps? What next, candy shop and laffy taffy?
Oh wait.....
They were good with that whole "where is the love" thing. But "My Humps" screwed them in the ass.
looks like an Old Navy commercial
I have to say Black Eyed Peas here
looks like an Old Navy commercial
I have to say Black Eyed Peas here
by nutsacks April 26, 2006
Get the Black Eyed Peas mug.The culture of black appeasement, also once known as "negrophilia" can date back to almost a century, and is identifiable by its sheer affinity and preference towards anyone or anything of African descent. Over the years, it has made individuals and institutions appear more popular by street-level standards by being "cool with the black dudes" and pretending to be in tune with their way of thinking. This was prominent in 1960's America where pop groups of the time paid great homage to blues artists like B.B King & Muddy Waters, emulating their style and lingo which later influenced the entire black-appeasing hippie presence - evolving through decades of Afro-tainted pop culture. Even now, into the 2020's, the word on the street is still fundamentally 'black' where youth of all races have unwittingly borrowed style, music, speech, expressions and even mannerisms - originating from African origin. Modern media and advertising heavily reflects this in films, television and all pop culture where mixed-race dating is always an emphasis. To even challenge this may land the 'challenger' in politically correct condemnation even in the name of free speech. The 'word on the street' is BLACK and has been for decades. It remains that way, not for the achievements of civil rights, but for the sake of an unchallenged street credibility.
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