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according to mental cases on twitter, it's when you cut yourself so deep and it looks like beans? at least that's what i can get from it, idk i'm not mentally ill
some rando (probably a furry): hey i feel like going on twitter today and seeing some paw beans
twitter: here's some self harm shit that we allow on our website!
the guy: WTF
by somebastardonline January 26, 2023
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Alex the Similar Bean

The man who lead the conquest into New Mexico
“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”
by OhNoItsJoe January 27, 2023
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Ginger Bean

This is a term for the local ginger living at 16 Dudley hill, he tells the curry-men to get out as they ring the doorbell and smash Lisa Bennett.

This word is offensive to the ginger as he gets his fans straight off! What a Strange Guy indeed...He also yells at random footballers to get out of his fridge, oven, window and many more. Ginger muppet can't seem to look a the camera properly.

Also Steven Bennett should unblock me on TikTok.
by WEEYYYY February 14, 2023
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Bean-farmer

When a female put her hand down the front of her pants and wipes her vag and then smell that hand to check to see if her vag smells
I seen a bean-farmer on north st Daytona Beach
by Letmynutsgo86 February 15, 2023
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beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!
by allenkey March 30, 2025
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Emmy Is a Small bean

There is not much you can say besides Emmy Is a Small Bean!
You would say Emmy Is a Small Bean!
by Emily Rose Beth April 6, 2025
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Bean Bagging

Help me, she’s bean bagging me” - As I play Call of Duty
by KillerBeanz April 11, 2025
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