Urban Dicktionary 

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

Urban Dicktionary by Katsu March 25, 2005

Urban Dictionaried 

To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.

What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.

Urban Dictionaried by Brianator37 January 21, 2013

urban ditionary 

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

urban ditionary by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

urbane dictionary

If it existed, it some would say it to be the exact opposite of Urban Dictionary. In reality, Urban Dictionary is just a subset of a truly Urbane Dictionary, ideally conceived.

One would perhaps not expect to find offensive slang, misspellings or incorrect grammar in the Urbane Dictionary. Urban Dictionary however? Par for the course, old boy. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is quite urbane, though congnizant of urban slang. A good, truly urbane dictionary, however, would not seek to be prescriptive, it would faithfully report usage, both vulgar and sublime, without overt judgement or censorship. Thus, the OED and Urban Dictionary truly need each other, in the grand scheme of things.

urbane dictionary by JJR1971 February 5, 2007

Serious Urban Dictionarian 

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary

I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

Serious Urban Dictionarian by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009

Urban Dictionfairy 

An anonymous UD employee that skims word entries, rewrites slightly better definitions, and takes credit.

My friend totally thought of "Qanus" but the Urban Dictionfairy got him again.

Urban Dictionfairy by Mastro K February 2, 2021