Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023
Get the John Thumbmug. john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!
girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.
by agirlthatdatedaboynamedjohn June 5, 2020
Get the johnmug. by john Chloe richelle eli oneli January 26, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by Rabbi Jesus christ December 27, 2022
Get the Daniel John Duncanmug. by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023
Get the Dirty John Balesmug. Similar to 75 Hard just different rules
1. Waking up everyday
2. Consume 3 takeaways a week
3. Claim to read 10 pages of a book
4. Walk to the shop and call it an outdoor workout
5. Aim for win everyday.
1. Waking up everyday
2. Consume 3 takeaways a week
3. Claim to read 10 pages of a book
4. Walk to the shop and call it an outdoor workout
5. Aim for win everyday.
by TheGukings69 March 5, 2025
Get the 75 Johnsmug. Other Person: "John Krasinski was totally great on lip sync battle"
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."
by oldtinbox October 31, 2017
Get the John Krasinskimug.