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slapadick 

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.
Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.
slapadick by Bindywindy June 10, 2014
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SlapCluedo 

When a board game is made more fun by including slaps to add the fun of pain.
Cluedo is boring. Let's play SlapCluedo.
SlapCluedo by urbinite November 2, 2014
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slappy taint 

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.
slappy taint by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015

slapping the lizard 

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

slapshotty 

Some fag who cream pies and sucks dick
Fucking slapshotty
A ventriloquist dummy who comes to life when the words “Karru Marri Odonna Loma Molonu Karrano” And those words mean “You and I are one now” he is from the franchise called “goosebumps” written by R.L Stine
It says his name is slappy...
Whoa! Did slappy just talk?
Slappy by Hyrule April 20, 2019

Slapping water 

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers
Let’s go slap some water slapping water
Slapping water by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020