When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black
by landon haas May 21, 2024
Get the Indonesian Mud Slapmug. When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.
by beccabecca October 29, 2020
Get the bench slapmug. If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.
Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019
Get the slap some ham on itmug. The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.
by SM130definition May 9, 2011
Get the Slapping Bonemug. by barrythenewsguy September 7, 2010
Get the bootlicka slapmug. a term used to refer to the male scrotum slapping the female clitoris during sexual intercourse. The origin of this term comes from the scrotum frog that live around lake Titicaca and have baggy skin that looks like the male testicle sack.
Last night when I was having sex with my wife doggie style, she turned around and looked me in the eye and said "I love it when you frog slap me."
by marksmale July 31, 2020
Get the frog slapmug. by Kylos19 January 5, 2023
Get the Sweat Slapmug.