When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
Get the Crunchy peanut butter mohawkmug. You know the nickname that you gave that kid whose name "R" in 8th grade. Yeah you know what i'm talkin about.
Yo, Butter, you got the salt?
by xX❌POLYMORPHOUS❌Xx October 28, 2022
Get the Buttermug. When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020
Get the hot peanut butter fartmug. by Peen77 August 6, 2017
Get the Chug buttermug. Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter
Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
Employee: Right this way sir.
The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
by luqerbqli March 18, 2019
Get the Nut Buttermug. At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.
by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016
Get the Buttering cornmug. The built up mixture of piss, nut and other bodily fluids under the foreskin of a penis. It can be enjoyed on toast with spices such as salt and paprika. Funnily enough, prime untouched Nutter Butter can be sold at a high price to certain individuals.
"Damn man, since I've become vegan, I can't have dairy and shit like that." "Yo you should try Nutter Butter dude, it can be grown easily by yourself and it isn't cruel to any animals!"
by PoggersTesties February 22, 2021
Get the Nutter Buttermug.