silly willy

A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.

girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.

by Greg Bennett August 8, 2006

Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

by Doglover69 May 15, 2009

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Willy Winker

1.Willy Winker is when you put your eyelashes on somebody's willy and blink continuously for the feeling of being tickled.
2. Willy Winking is the act of the Willy Wink.

I was willy winking with my boyfriend last night.
I was a willy winker last night.

by the blind girls dog May 27, 2014

willy foo foo

Nurdie or a Goofy stupid person .

Willy foo foo looking motherfucker!

by The Wicked Wizard P.G. March 7, 2017

Booger-Willy

Using A juicy, wet, slimy Booger, while giving someone a wet willy.

I'm not going to lick my finger. Instead I'll pick my nose and get a juicy one for his Booger-Willy.

by Colton Chase February 20, 2009

Lilly Willy

A soft, flaccid, white penis.

Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.

He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.

Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018