weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

by King George the Cat February 27, 2012

Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.

I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.

by Finzano07 April 28, 2012

weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.

My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.

by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013

weekend effect

The good/overwhelming feeling you have basically because the weekend is approaching

A:You look so bright today,anything good coming?
B:I've got the weekend effect

by Master flex October 31, 2013

Weedend

The typical weekend where we smoke many weed (a.k.a. in Mexico, la abuela -the grandma- Marijuana)

-Hey man, so, where we go this weekend?
-To visit "la abuela"; this will be a great weedend !

by gerardillo007 November 6, 2017

Weekend Juul

A juul tHat is strictly used for weekend festivities with “the boys”. Usually used out at the bars or nightclubs.

Yo bro, did you bring your weekend Juul out with you tonight? Heard there’s gonna be a ton of talent at the bars.

by Brodude453 May 14, 2018

Weekend At Brenda’s

When you kill a chick and party with her all week!

We had a great weekend at Brenda’s!

by Blue.Steel. July 26, 2018