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Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.
Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'
by tincopper July 13, 2016
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Word Vomit

Word vomit. It's mostly known from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls. It means that you say something without thinking about it, and most times, it's the truth, but sometimes, it's a lie, so that you can get what you want.
CLIP FROM MEAN GIRLS

J - "You try to act like you're so innocent, like, 'oh, I used to live in Africa, with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys'!

C - "You know what?! It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me, or something!" (word vomit)
by BothDanny_AndGreg February 20, 2024
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Vomit Ass

To be known as such that secretes even the most vile concoctions of putrid slime

Ex. Mike G, Butt Puke, An ignorant person or situation.
That guy is vomit ass”

You’re worse than vomit ass”

“You’re literally causing vomit ass”
by Tyrant Spice January 22, 2022
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Vomit comet

In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.
I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.

My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.
by Paul Allen's card August 19, 2025
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Vomit box

A box where you shove as many electrical or data terminations that are dodgy as into a box to conceal what crappy work you have done
Ahh....just shove it all into a vomit box. Its in the roof, no one will notice
by Crusty Chuckle Chunks November 25, 2021
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Vomit-wreck

To vomit so much and so violently that you destroy something.
That dude totally vomit-wrecked the back of the airplane. They had to clean the plane twice before boarding!
by mustangstella December 8, 2021
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ear vomit

That song is ear vomit
by pseudonyn name June 8, 2016
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