vance

A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.

Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?

Man2: No, what happened?

Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!

Man2: No way!

Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.

by Jack Beddingfield April 20, 2009

West Vancouver

A (wealthy) suburb of Greater Vancouver, constantly hated by North Vancouver for having more money than them. But hey, it's not our fault they're poor.

Good Luck finding a trailer park in West Vancouver....

by Whosawhatsit? January 2, 2009

vanilla wife

Stupid word people on tiktok decided to make a trend out of.

“i may not be the girl you end up with but you’ll think of me when you fxck you’re vanilla wife”

by aveevaa December 13, 2022

Vanilla Coke

Best taking Coke ever made, now if Pepsi or Coke would create something more creative, like Grape or Orange Flavored cola. Clear Cola would be even good.

Vanilla Coke is good stuff.

by Saints September 18, 2003

cherry vanilla dr. pepper

its dr. pepper with a taste of vanilla and cherry. its really good if you drink it ice cold right out of the can.

kid: mommy, will you buy me a cherry vanilla dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are way too poor. how about i buy you a cherry vanilla dr. skipper instead?

by skin May 18, 2005

Oral Vanco

An oral form of the antibiotic vancomycin. It has amazing clinical efficacy in treating and curing most any disease there is.

What would you recommend to treat my AIDS, Doctor? Oral Vanco of course.

by Pharma88 January 23, 2009

vanal

A combination of vaginal and anal sex.

Girl 1-"Where is Steffi?"
Girl 2-"She is at the doctors with a vaginal infection, because Mark gave her vanal."

Guy 1- "Dude, why are you so happy?"
Guy 2- "I just had vanal with Steffi."

by EurotophobiaDerrick November 3, 2006