Valerio is a person that is very kind. He's smart. He's epic. He's cool. He has immaculate rizz. He helps people. He doesn't swear. He can do the griddy. He has escaped the matrix. He looks quiet but is loud once you get to know him. He's very soft so don't hurt him. He must be protected at all costs. Racist.
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His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.
He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.
His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.
He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.
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I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.
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Dick: Where are you rushing off to?
Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.
Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.
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Dick: Where are you rushing off to?
Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.
Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
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