twank

a tit wank.

fancy a twank?

by The twank king August 26, 2009

Trunk Change

change you find all over your car.

Dude we don't have enough we have to find some trunk change!

by keeeeexo May 15, 2009

trunk hump

to tailgate a car, driving so closely you are practically on top of the trunk of the car in front of you.

I was afraid I was going to get rear ended, the driver behind me was so close to me....he was trunk humping me.

by Cocoa Thai January 18, 2011

Twanking

The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a twanker}

Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!

by Tweedledum & Tweedledee March 2, 2015

Twank

A twat that wanks to other twats

I’m a twank

by LittleStoleYourMcNuggets June 25, 2019

Twank

A yeehaw that is also a twink or twunk

That guy over there in the cowboy hat is such a twank

by Bubblejake October 27, 2019

Thunken

when you rub your fingers against your arsehole then rub it under someone's nose so they have to endure the smell of shit.

I gave the little bastard a thunken, little cunt deserved it

by John Yaraboo January 3, 2021