twist the monkey

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.

by JustALilBittt September 18, 2020

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Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.

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First you butt bounce on a trampoline, then you flip to the side.

I just did a Twinkie-Twist!

by maxandoreo11037 March 27, 2021

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The form of Hand Job Hillary Clinton invent after Bill's Monica Linskie Scandal. Basically an Indian Burn at the peak of the male orgasm.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her she gave me a Hillary Twist so bad I couldn't pee straight for a week.

by Commanche13 February 22, 2018

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Guy 1: Where have you been? Guy 2: I've been busy twisting j's. Do you want to smoke one? Guy 1: Hell yes, fire it up.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

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A Plop Twist is when you go to the toilet for a piss but get the sudden desire to take a shit.

Man 1: "Hey man, what took you so long? We were ready half an hour ago."

Man 2: "Sorry man, had a Plop Twist."

by Ramenboi April 03, 2020

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The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle

I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed

by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022

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