twist the monkey

Stroke the cock

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.

by JustALilBittt September 17, 2020

the kentucky twist

when one fucks their brother and or sister.

"dude, did you hear about Dave and Sara Smith? ... They did the Kentucky twist... Fucking Gross"

by theblastmaster290 January 2, 2014

twisting j's

Rolling marijuana joints(cigarettes).

Guy 1: Where have you been? Guy 2: I've been busy twisting j's. Do you want to smoke one? Guy 1: Hell yes, fire it up.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

Ohio Twist

When you are at a all boys sleepover and throw a mate on the bed and sexually touch, tickle, and hump him until he pisses himself

Will and Colton gave Luke such a bad Ohio Twist that he peed his pants

by dr. dickenballs January 24, 2023

Camel Twist

A vagina pulverized beond the point of a camel toe. Abbreviation (C-twist)

Dude did you get to bang Jessica last night? Nah man she had a PHATT Camel Twist

by YaBoipaytonh September 10, 2015

twisted colossus

A EXTREME AIR TIME MACHINE WHERE U HAVE LOTS OF FUN AND GET A INTENSE DROP FELLING! by the time you know it the drop will be done

Yo bro lets go to twisted colossus

by TATSUUUU December 4, 2019

twist and rip

A method for producing dreadlocks. Give a lock of hair a couple of twists round, split it kinda randomly in two and pull them apart all the way to the roots which makes a bunch of knots in your hair (not too hard though cause it's gonna hurt and you're gonna pull hair out). It creates slightly looser dreads than if you backcombed them and it's a way better than neglect dreading if you want them faster and really neat.

Evan: Dude nice dreads! Your hair must be so dirty though.
Pete: Nah man it's just basically knotty hair. You should totally look up twist and rip on urban dictionary.

by Malalalal January 1, 2014