Roblox Twitter

Never Look it up on google or safari.

DONT LOOK UP ROBLOX TWITTER YOUR EYES WILL NEED BLEACH

by LilTankman March 29, 2020

twitter off

1. polite or not so polite way of telling someone to go do something else.

2. fuck off, shag off, wank off, get the fuck out, take a hike, get lost, scram, go diddle on your computer, beat it.

1. At the very moment Newman reached the fever pitch of agitating Kramer with trivial nonsense, Cosmo bellowed, "twitter off", turned his back and slammed the door.

2. Sammie ranted and raved and prevaricated until his host gnashed his teeth and suggested, "TWITTER OFF" in a low and menacing voice.

by gruntlestiltskin July 3, 2009

Twitter

A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.

I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
-Steve

Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.

by Quazimodo tre tousand May 29, 2009

Twitter MILF

In the Twitterverse, the Twitter MILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I'd Like to Follow...

Did you see Britney Spears' tweet about going on tour with her kids? She's Twitter MILF!

by Gee Why March 1, 2009

Twitter

The gap between a womans TWAT and SHITTER. The female equivelent of the BARSE. NO MANS LAND.

I licked her TWITTER.

by Edddiee P February 18, 2009

Twitter Quitter

An Individual who has failed to uphold his or her commitment, understanding, and participation in the widely known messaging service that works over multiple networks and devices, also known as Twitter. He or she, at best, has made an unsubstantial effort to become a team player in the nations fastest growing sensation.

Ronaldo: "Hey man did you see my tweet last night?"

Hamilton: "Umm, I actually... deleted my twitter account 3 nights ago... so um..."

Ronaldo: "So you're telling me you're a Twitter Quitter..."

Hamilton: "Well see what happened was....."

**INSERT EXTREMELY RAMBUNCTIOUS CUT-OFF HERE***

Ronaldo: "I want you out of the house by Sunday morning.....goodnight."

by iWhipple May 5, 2009

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

by haze January 17, 2004