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Jack off all trades

A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.

Also used as a verb.
Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.

Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
by clayshingle February 13, 2010
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trade

Trade is a term used in New Orleans. It is usually used by females and punks. Punks created this terminology. Trade is a male that is all that, hot, handsome, ballin, on top, well kept up. There is a bounce song made by a punk in reference to this term.
Girl, I got a new trade.
Look at that trade with the dreads.
He is trade.
I want to get at that trade with the braids in his head.
by Putty the pimp June 18, 2006
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race trader

This term tells you that a speaker is an idiot. Twice.

First, it tells you that someone is dumb enough to believe in the idea of a "race traitor". Second, the speaker is telling you he's too dull to render the word "traitor" correctly.
Mr. A: "What are you, a race trader?"
Mr. B: "You are an idiot. In two ways."
by Herbert Birdsfoot September 13, 2016
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Trad Cat

Not to be confused with 'Rad Bat', 'Trad Cats' are Traditional Roman Catholics.

Median age: 15 *because they have 70 kids

Appearance: Suit & tie / Dress with long skirt (veil while praying)

Skills:
Prays the rosary in Latin.
Can find a way to blame any problem on V2.
Knows how to sing the Salve Regina.

Common behaviors may include:
Praying the Joyful Mysteries on Thursday.
Responding to 'May the force be with you' with 'et cum spiritu tuo'.
Getting married and having 70 kids.
Veiling for grace.
Natural Family Planning.
Zoo keeper: "Our next creature comes from a far and strange land. St. Mary's, Kansas."
Croud: "Oooo Ahhhh"
Zoo Keeper: "It's name, The Trad Cat. Behold as they sift their beads carefully as they whisper their Pater nosters and Ave Maria."
Daddy Trad Cat in the background: "Salve Regina..."
Zoo keeper: "You hear how the daddy just intoned the Salve Regina, that means their almost done. And today's a Thursday so they just finished the Joyful Mysteries."
Zoo keeper: "Moving on to our next oddity, the Ortho Bro..."
by crem de hon July 12, 2022
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jack of all trades

a jack of all trades is a person who is not an expert in any fields, but knows a little about everything.

jack of all trades often lack an university degree, as they didnt specialize in anything, but studied/learned a bit of every subject.
1: omfg john knows freakin everything!
2: nah, hes just a jack of all trades. dont ask him anything deeper tough.
by the.oppenheimer February 15, 2010
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trad chad

Guy who is living a traditional life style. Married with kids. Church-going. Law-abiding.

Term was coined by alt-righters on Twitter.
Kevin used to fuck around a lot. Since he met Dorothy, he's become a trad chad.
by ShakaDing January 11, 2018
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Tadjell

A person who is literally a simp. Nothing more than a simp. He simps for everyone no matter who they are.
Person 1 "Hey look is that Tadjell?"

Person 2 "Yeah, he's simping again.
by OfficialDefintionGuy October 31, 2020
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