Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

Bush's Bean Tooth by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011

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beef tooth

Similar to a sweet tooth, but for meat.

Because of his beef tooth, Mike never order pineapple or eggplant toppings, but instead always ordered sausage or pepperoni pizza.

beef tooth by skyhook April 26, 2009

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Garlic tooth syndrome

A horrible disease which comes from inserting garlic up ones anus. The word 'tooth' is the word for the sphincter which now resembles a french mans big toe.

"what's that smell?"

"what? oh nothing i'm just making some garlic bread"

"no you're not...aw man you've got the garlic tooth syndrome haven't you?"

"shut up..."

Garlic tooth syndrome by sphincter licker August 22, 2009

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