Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

Peter Toots

when your penis farts

listen to that peter toots

by mantis422 September 19, 2020

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

by jml51 October 10, 2020

Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill November 6, 2011

toot eye

lazy eye

they’ve got a toot eye

by .kc May 20, 2023

rooter toot

It splats in your pants.

I rooter tooted in my pants!

by Boogers rooster May 28, 2023