metric mother-of-god ton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...
by RoarMc March 29, 2017
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pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.
That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!
by Jebaah March 11, 2014
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Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!
This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!
by SpellingVee June 15, 2022
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Ton-Thang

Alice: did you see Ton-Thang today?
Victor: nope, he’s probably in jail for stealing condoms
by toninette November 23, 2021
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Crap ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!
by Hattermad April 04, 2019
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tonative

That look you get from your girlfriend when you have missed y’all’s anniversary and you KNOW IT, but can’t get past the TONATIVE look she has been shooting you for the past 6 hours!
My girlfriend the other night would not stop staring at me with this TONATIVE look, like she was going to kill me, because I didn’t remember our 1st anniversary !
by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 19, 2019
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Friggin Poop Ton

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
by FTH and stuff December 11, 2021
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