tomaso

an Italian boy's name. typically very good looking and always has good hair - also inhumanely tan. although despite the good looks tomaso is incredibly stupid and quite annoying sometimes. tomaso is very nice and cares about other people.

" hey I was just talking to that really cute boy over there - he was so stupid! - and i was wondering if you knew his name? "

" I don't know him but it sounds like he might be called tomaso "

by agriculture July 9, 2014

Tombur

A ship name of two content creators, Tommyinnit and Wilbur Soot both adults

Person 1: who is your ship in MCYT
Person 2: Tombur!

by Kai_Quinn April 20, 2022

Tombradyer

1. One who gains pleasure from a five yard dump pass and/or compares Tom Brady to the great Joe Montana.
2. A term used in place of lucky SOB in a sentence.

That tombradyer just won the lottery even though his friend worked to buy the ticket.

by ME!! February 24, 2005

tomasello

a boy who pushes beavers
or masterbates to them.

that tomasello builds damns with his beaver girl.

by demistds February 5, 2008

tomb raider

one who raids tombs - the act of having sexual intercourse

raid my tomb baby - oh yeah

by Craig May 20, 2004

Tombstoning

When two people (males preferably) have oral sex simultaneously whilst in a standing 69 position.

I walked into the kitchen lastnight and caught to of my housemates "tombstoning"

by BSE123 February 10, 2018

rusty tombone

Golfer who's shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. Shoots between 110 and 125. This golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.

That old Cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. Did you see the way he played at Jon Herzog's bachelor party?

by Neil Costa September 28, 2008