A short wizard in the woods who will grant you one wish and one wish only. But it comes at a cost you must give a handjob to the us president you find most attractive dead or alive.
Guys you won’t believe I came across a Toby yesterday and I wished for a million dollars. And did you know Abraham Lincoln is packing!?
by The wizard in the trees October 19, 2023

Mod: “Wow, that Toby is a really nice guy I really like him”
Mod2: “I know right! We should totally not give all his money to his friend!”
Mod2: “I know right! We should totally not give all his money to his friend!”
by Lord_Twiggle May 26, 2020

The most dumb ass motherfucker ever. He probably shits his pants every day. He is a retard and has no friends.
by Kim Jong NOT NICE February 13, 2018

by Alfred lamboghini June 5, 2017

When you are so shit at Fortnite you smash your toes in a fridge door and feed them to your rabbit while staring into the eyes of Margaret thatcher.
by Homerdueed December 11, 2023

by wa10404 February 17, 2025
