Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 5, 2018

Tille

A Danish term for when you have to pee and poo
(a contraction of the words "tisse" and "pølle" meaning peeing and pooing)

"Hold da kæft hvor skal jeg bare tille nu!"

- "Shut up i have to 'tille'"

by tisserejen&broncobilly July 6, 2012

Timbercrest Jr. High

A school in Woodinville, WA where people make new friends. We have the sevies, wediges, and the 9th graders who rule all. They have great teachers. The school has been around since 1997. It feeds into Woodinville High School along with Leota Jr. High.

Man, Timbercrest JR. High is boss!

by Rawr im a dinosaur November 13, 2011

justin timberlake

A weasel in human form attempting to take over the world with his mind numbingly crap songs
(MUA HA HA HA!!!!!)

Justin "senorita I am crazy for youuuuuu-oooooo-uuuuuuu"
Me "shut it weasel boy"

by TheGeggMaster May 2, 2005

justin timberlake

An ugly, overrated wigger that for some reason girls think is the hottest most talented guy in the world.

Justin Timberlake:
*in voice of a castrated 12 year old*
"If I wrote you a symphony...."

by Adrian January 28, 2007

justin timberlake

A stupid, whiny, rich, talentless clown whose idiotic superbowl stunt has turned America into a Talibanesque society. He shouldve never given the right wing the excuse it needed to pursue their agenda.

Justin Timberlake's record sales were down, so were Janet Jackson's....

by BooYaa!!!!!!! March 16, 2004

Justin Timberlake

the poster child of the word "white black man"

Justin Timberlake thinks he's sooo black.

by Mr. Owl knows how many licks June 18, 2010