Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

rainbow timing

when you are playing an fps game and you peek away from where the enemy is the instant they peek out and kill you

"yo i was walking around catwalk and was watching site, but once i checked car the dude peeked and headshot me. rainbow timing dude"

by bruhmoment4620 January 4, 2020

dawg timing

Laser focus And Tolerance of no bullshit

I’m back on dawg timing

by Thoughtsofarealone January 6, 2020

SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)

Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .

by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020

Frosted Timbits

when one man ejaculates on another mans balls

Damn Jimmy, lay down and let me give you some frosted timbits

by Sanora Marshall April 17, 2020

Logos timis

A Greek overhyped rap group that mainly attracts chicks known as fasaies

Yo do you like logos timis
Of course everyone in this country does

by Greek alani cringe September 2, 2020

Voittava tiitiäinen

1. noun: A term in badminton. Used to describe a situation where the shuttle barely passes the net onto the opponent's field after a gentle racquet touch on it by a Finnish Swede.

NB: It is customary that after a voittava tiitiäinen is performed, observed, or referred to in an online context, the day will not get any better than that.

- What decided the game?

- It was the match ball and Celia pulled a voittava tiitiäinen – as fucking usual. Damn that spoiled brat.

by G i r a f f e October 10, 2020