When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).
Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.
by turdnificent December 26, 2012
Space rape is a simple action when some dumb ass alien hobos rape you for fun.
It is not mandatory that they are hobos, but it most situations that is the case.
A very very common situation you can get yourself in while sucking your won dick.
It is not mandatory that they are hobos, but it most situations that is the case.
A very very common situation you can get yourself in while sucking your won dick.
by kurzavas August 07, 2013
Becky was going to class when jimmy walked up on her and hit her in the face and raped her armpit. Thats "Armpit Rape".
by Jao024 January 19, 2012
Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.
by gjohnso October 05, 2010
the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010
when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.
by captron January 19, 2014
1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.
2. Soda that rapists drink.
3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.
2. Soda that rapists drink.
3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.
by unoriginal_name33 March 14, 2017