Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Lamp

A gay person who is annoying.

“Omg Trisha is such a lamp.”

by Harper Trish July 5, 2022

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

Trick lamp

When you trick on someone and then shit lights up

When a bitch tries to get your man alone and then shit lights up. Whole ass trick lamp.

by Vergazz March 31, 2024

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lamp

Acronym for Laughing at my phone used like lmao

That’s so funny lamp!!!

by Lamp.2 July 6, 2025

Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

by Greeny $wish January 16, 2019