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poss got the gen herps

Abbreviation for "I possibly have genital herpes." Can be serious or used as an excuse to not sleep with a less desirable mate.
Buddy: "Dude please tell me you stayed away from Sophie"
Victim: "She tried her best, but I told her I poss got the gen herps and problem solved"

Example 2
"Poss got the gen herps, 'sults in 'morrow"
"Told you not to get with Sophie"
by PossPossNot March 21, 2010
mugGet the poss got the gen herpsmug.

Cum-infested herpes sore

The ultimate retort to any namecalling. This one usually puts a stop to the arguing, since there's such a confused look on the other person's face...
Robert: You're an asshole.
Andrew: Yeah, well you're a taint.
Robert: You're a cum-infested herpes sore!
Andrew: Uhhhhhhhh.
by poeticsong725 April 10, 2011
mugGet the Cum-infested herpes soremug.

Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS

A blend of various STDs you get from unprotected sex
Jack fucked Jill bareback and got Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS
by Alex Kyzer November 15, 2004
mugGet the Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDSmug.

Carribean Jerk Herpe

This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.
"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"
by Doc Cap Morgans March 3, 2004
mugGet the Carribean Jerk Herpemug.

Tooth Herpes

Slang for any sores in the mouth or teeth.
My mouth is killing me, I must've gotten tooth herpes.
by Matt September 25, 2004
mugGet the Tooth Herpesmug.

Ghona-herpe-siphil-aids

the mixing of the the STD's ghonarreah, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS.
Dude you got a serious case fo ghona-herpe-siphil-aids from that skiggity.
by s;dfkhjns; September 10, 2008
mugGet the Ghona-herpe-siphil-aidsmug.

Smile, you got herpes!

A perfect way of indirectly asking a mate for a divorce.
Person 1- Smile, you got Herpes!

Person 2- Sweet Jesus...!!!
by Carliann October 11, 2007
mugGet the Smile, you got herpes!mug.

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