porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

Stab in the Grass

To have a random guess or attempt at something.

Yeah, I just took a stab in the grass!

by ThunderJunk April 20, 2015

Touch grass

Something League of Legends players can’t do

Stop playing League and touch grass

by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022

Grass Asian

1. to cut together two or more pieces of film/ footage that have nothing to do with each other

Carl: Hey Greg get me some film for this Grass Asian.

Greg: Ok Carl what do you want to be on it.

Carl: Greg! It's a Grass Asian it doesn't matter.

by freshfilm November 19, 2010

grass stain

After having sex with a girl with ghonnorrea, she leaves green marks on ur bed, or other place of sexual activity..eg ironing board

Shit girl, u left grass stains on my ironing board...

by Pep Sabadman October 13, 2008

eat grass

Going outside, away from the internet.

Same as "to touch grass".

Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.

I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad

Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it

by Olety December 5, 2021

watering the grass

Drinking heavily and getting stoned at the same time.

We were headed to the Lil Wayne concert, so we were watering the grass before we went in to get into the right frame of mind.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010