jennifer evans

The name of the most amazing woman in the world. Not only is she beautiful and funny she also have an amazingly perfect round butt. She is a loyal and very talented lover. She enjoys helping others and is loved by all.

Geeze, I wish Jennifer Evans was my girl.

by Jennnnnjen December 8, 2013

evan bickford

a pinner, pussy, little faget who acts like he has friends even though everyone makes fun of him.

What was Evan Bickford doing in the closet naked with Brian Grover?

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Evan Peters

The hottest, sexiest, best, and most beutifal man in the universe

I wish evan peters would be my shawty bae.

by evanpeterssecretsussybaka May 26, 2021

Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 25, 2009

Faith evans

She has a great voice. Wife of Notorious BIG!

She got a great voice!

by i dunno? April 4, 2005

Rhys Evans

literally the biggest man alive his flabs circle the whole of the isle of Wight he is so large he munches a whole Greggs stored as an afternoon snack and i don't think you are ready to hear what he has for dinner. he was meant to have quadruplets but he ate them all in the womb. (squad wipe. Melissa Evans might be the sexiest man alive but gave birth to a black ski slope e.g. his forehead is not one to not be reckoned with. He travelled fa and wide for anyone with a resemblance to Immy so stay safe Immy's.

Girl 1: Ugghhh he's such a Rhys Evans

Girl 2: My mom gave me a cake today and i ate it like a Rhys Evans

Immy: AHHHHHHHH RHYS EVANS GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE, HES TOUCHING MY BUM!!!!!!!

by The99unknown April 19, 2021

evan johnson

Extremely hot guys. They are honest and very sexy. Manly and are natural born pimps. They don't watch porn because they get ass all da time! They come off as jackasses but turn it to be big sweethearts and completely kind.

Man, is your name Evan Johnson?

by bambi1123 January 24, 2014