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Deer tuct

The action of tucking one’s penis in an attempt of creating a “camel toe
Buffalo Bill would fuck himself due to his deer tuct.
by Spaceboy949 July 27, 2018
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deer pretty

way to de acc rive someone who has a longer face and doe eyes
person 1: “am i cat, fox, bunny, or deer pretty?”
person 2: “you’re definitely deer pretty!”
by poop5423 April 24, 2023
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Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it
Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?
by D-Llamas June 11, 2011
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there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.
Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.
by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011
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Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.
I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere
by Smurf delights March 13, 2021
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calling the deer

The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.
"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."

"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013
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