Deer tuct

The action of tucking one’s penis in an attempt of creating a “camel toe”

Buffalo Bill would fuck himself due to his deer tuct.

by Spaceboy949 July 27, 2018

deer pretty

way to de acc rive someone who has a longer face and doe eyes

person 1: “am i cat, fox, bunny, or deer pretty?”
person 2: “you’re definitely deer pretty!”

by poop5423 April 24, 2023

Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it

Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?

by D-Llamas June 11, 2011

there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox

That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere

by Smurf delights March 13, 2021

calling the deer

The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.

"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."

"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."

by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013