by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009
Get the Text Pest mug.When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.
Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
by Blondie74 June 4, 2009
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When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.
"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?
"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"
"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
"Was that text sarcasm?
"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"
"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009
Get the text sarcasm mug.Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.
by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
Get the text-static mug.A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.
"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."
by omg wyoming October 7, 2011
Get the Closure Text mug.Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.
John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."
Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."
Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."
by poopy21! February 6, 2010
Get the retard text syndrome mug.A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."
The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.
The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.
Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?
Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!
Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!
by Pavlov's Cat October 16, 2011
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