Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime

Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma

by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011

Text to Speechlexia

When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.

Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".

by jkherbz April 23, 2010

sex text

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure

While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South

by LOBO October 18, 2004

Text coma

When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.

Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"

Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."

by Blondie74 June 4, 2009

text duet

The act of texting song lyrics from one person to another via cellphone text service or IM or email.

To Cellie:I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!

To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.

To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!

by Cellie October 29, 2007

Text Pest

To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.

-How many messages you get from Ciara?

-15

-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.

by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009

Closure Text

A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.

"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."

by omg wyoming October 7, 2011