Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime

Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma

by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011

Text abreviations

idk: I don't know wyd: what are you doing?

idc: I don't care STFU: shut the f*ck up

Istg: I swear to god TL;DR: too long, didn't read

LMK: let me know tbh: to be honest

brb: be right back TTYL: talk to you later

Lmao: laughing my @$$ off FAQ: frequently asked question

Np: no problem ILY: I love you

text abreviations
p1: WYD?
p2: eating you?

p1: watching a movie, and istg it so boring
p2: ok LOL LMK if it gets interesting
P1: ok TTYL

by my tik tok is sushi.ariella January 5, 2021

sex text

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure

While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South

by LOBO October 18, 2004

text sarcasm

When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.

"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?

"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"

"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."

by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009

text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

Text Pest

To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.

-How many messages you get from Ciara?

-15

-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.

by Big Fat Al June 2, 2009

Text coma

When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.

Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"

Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."

by Blondie74 June 4, 2009