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Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.
Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.
by buggerritt October 25, 2012
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Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.
Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.
by Oreolization May 13, 2018
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sex text

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure
While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South
by LOBO October 18, 2004
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Text-Whore

A person who doesn't share texts. You're trying to find something fun to do and a friend says they'll text someone to figure out plans. You will then see them sending texts back and forth but when you ask what the person is saying they won't tell you.
*Phone Beep*
Dude 1: Hey man what are they saying?

Dude 2:... *Texting*

Dude 1: You're really a really annoying text-whore.
by Cam F October 19, 2008
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text duet

The act of texting song lyrics from one person to another via cellphone text service or IM or email.
To Cellie:I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!

To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.

To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!
by Cellie October 29, 2007
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Closure Text

A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.
"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."
by omg wyoming October 7, 2011
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text sarcasm

When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.
"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?

"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"

"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."
by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009
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