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testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts
Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.
by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009
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DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.
by Interactive November 6, 2009
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Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.
"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"
by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005
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bamf-tastic

giveing the qualites of a BAMF! to a non person object.
That party was BAMF-tastic. Their new CD is BAMF-tastic.
by G-Legos March 10, 2008
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Testicularitis

Aka: Blue Balls.

Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.

To not have got laid in a while
Dude my balls hurt its beyond blue balls... i think i have Testicularitis!!!!
by Dj JynXx July 21, 2006
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Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
by ajay69 June 30, 2011
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Testicuffs

A fight between two drunken people that at first looks promising but turns out to be 'bollocks.'
"He started on that chav but they were so drunk that it turned into testicuffs"
by Sound Bored May 20, 2010
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