super teacher

A teacher who helps students for personal gain.

A student is on fire. Super teacher waits until school administration is near before he/she puts out the fire.

by Super Teacher January 23, 2007

Textbook Teacher

A "teacher" who doesn't actually know how to teach so he/she just has students read out of the textbook, memorize vocab words from the textbook and answer review questions from the textbook. Now many "textbook teachers" often use documentaries in place or with of the textbook. On rare cases a decent teacher will resort to a textbook teacher like teaching strategy because the class is to immature to handle anything else, but in 90% of cases the teacher is just lazy or stupid. These teachers classes are undoubtedly the most boring classes you'll have, and make an ideal period for napping, texting, and finishing work for other classes.

Steve: Wow, that chemistry experiment was so awesome, that kid who sits next to me almost lit the whole room on fire. It was sick! Did your class do it?

Joe: No we just read the directions for the experiment in the textbook in class. Mr. Smith is kind of a textbook teacher.

Steve: That sucks.

by Polexia December 14, 2009

techcrunched

When your web, e-commerce, or Software As A Service (SaaS) site collapses under the load of all the new visitors that come to it because your company and/or URL appeared in a TechCrunch.com article that claims how great your company and/or service is. Success or failure comes suddenly based on your ability to scale from a handful of servers to thousands in a matter of a few hours.

Phil's new "I slept with Tiger Woods" T-Shirt business was TechCrunched and he wasn't even able to process 1 order, let alone the flood of over 100,000 requests that came in under an hour.

by Mark L Stevens January 25, 2010

Teacher Tabbing

When every Teacher has a fuck ton of tabs open on the toolbar for no apparent reason. Either there too stupid to shut down a website or they just want too look busy.

Steve: Have you seen how many tabs Miss has got open?

Greg: Yeah I know, she's Teacher Tabbing, she just wants too look busy so she can get a promotion or shes a fucking imbecile and can't shut down programs.

by JKWT October 14, 2011

teacher

a person who loves to give you homework over the weekends, like five days a week isn't enough. They take away all of your time.

Teacher

by Nike overlord December 7, 2016

Teacher's pet

Someone who allways follows all the rules and dose what the teacher says and tells on anyone els when there braking rules or a rule.

Also this dosent just go for telling a teacher it can also go for anyone els like a adult , babysitter or a boss ect. It just teacher because there are more rules in school and more people will tell

Jack: Mr.John Jimmy has his phone in class

Jimmy: No I don't it's in my locker

Jack: I saw you put it in your pocket

Mr.John: Give me your phone Jimmy, thank you for telling me Jack

Jack: Your welcome

Mr.John: Jimmy you should always follow the rules, like Jack here

Jimmy: Jack your a teacher's pet

Jack: Mr.John Jimmy called me a teacher's pet

by Just a name267 January 27, 2018

Tether apologist

A Tether apologist is someone who defends Tether, a BVI-registered company that has issued tens of billions of dollars worth of dubiously backed stablecoins.

Tether apologists are generally bitcoiners who want you to believe that Tether is a legit business and that tethers are fully backed by cash or something similar.

Tethers are the main source of liquidity in the bitcoin markets. If authorities were to seize Tether's bank accounts and haul its operators off to jail—or if crypto traders were to suddenly stop accepting that one tether is equal to one dollar—the price of bitcoin would tumble.

Tether apologists are typically people who benefit when the price of bitcoin goes up. They either own bitcoin or operate a bitcoin-related business, such as a crypto exchange, an OTC desk, or a high-frequency trading firm—or, in some cases, work for a media outlet that focuses solely on crypto.

The Tether apologist will sell his or her soul to keep the crypto markets strong. He or she will go to great lengths to encourage retail investors to pile their hard-earned cash into bitcoin. Often that involves attacking nocoiners, who believe tethers are backed by thin air.

The Tether apologist claims nocoiners are salty because they missed out on buying bitcoin at a low price. And they blame nocoiners for spreading FUD about bitcoin.

Tether apologists believe that the world owes them everything because they are part of an elite. They are megalomaniacs, misogynists, incels, and losers.

Larry is a tether apologist. He keeps tweeting about how Tether is operating in good faith and claims he believes tethers are fully backed by cash, even though that is not what he said a year ago.

by redrumshewrote January 25, 2021