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Tuna Tank

by Lula Hoop And Chim October 15, 2003
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pressure tank

Term coined in the fall of 2006, indigenous to the Southern California region. To receive a blow job while doing a keg stand. Cannot be released from keg stand until orgasm/climax has been achieved.
When Liz lost the bet, she had to give him a pressure tank at the next kegger
by MarkInMalibu May 12, 2007
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gimp tank

Used in MMORPGs generally a gimp tank is a tank that has little to no value tanking anything other than lvl 1 mobs
Canthonos is the number 1 gimp tank in everquest.
by Canthonos teh gimp tank August 29, 2005
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tommy tank

to masterbate or play with ones slef
boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank
by singaman July 20, 2008
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Tank-Walrus

Name given to someone who is actually unbearably unattractive- but used as a pisstake to imply that he is actually a "fittie" Usually a large polish school-kitchen man who bears resemblance to both an army tank and a large fatty walrus. These men have also been known to possess similarity to SuperMario, hence (alternative) "Mario the Tank Walrus"
Girl 1 "Swooooooon! Who IS that fittie loading the conveyer belt?"
Girl 2 "Thats Mario. Mario the Tank-Walrus"
Girl 1 "Ooooo-eeee! I bet he has a huaaage schlong!"
Girl 2 "He sure does..."
by Ballergs February 20, 2009
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Toke and tank

The act of getting high, not before, not after, but while playing and or ranking in online MMORPG games.

The term was coined one night in 2009 by MafiaMatrix players. Intoxicated player was then tricked into thinking a war had erupted over IRC. While the initial lesson was "do not toke and tank", the hilarity of the intoxicated player thinking he was going to die made toking and tanking completely acceptable.

Now commonly used among some players, it is often said that toking and tanking is the only way to go. While some disagree, it can't be denied that when one is toking and tanking, everyone gets a contact high.
Player 1: I'ma stay up all night, toke, then tank.
Player 2: toke AND tank. da fuck is this toking THEN tanking?
by V_ronica July 17, 2011
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Tank Penis

A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl
DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis
by Un_Burnt_Pretzal July 19, 2014
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