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Taking a Steve

(Taking a Steve) that massive shit that is uncomfortable enough to feel like your tearing your anus
(Taking a Steve )
man #1 where is Hollywood ?

Man #2 I don't know I think he is taking a massive Steve

Man#1 ohh that explains why he was running so fast a minute ago!!.
by StarfishSex August 9, 2016
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Take and bake

When you're giving it to your girl doggystyle while she is making your after snack.
My girl is the shit, last night it was on the take and bake and she made me twice baked potatoes.
by J Egg April 21, 2019
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Taking the hokis

To seek financial gain via political influence, spiced with romantic involvement
When quizzed by ICAC on his relationship with Gladys and if he thought it was inappropriate, McGuire responded with a chuckle and said he was simply "taking the hokis"
by #MG October 19, 2020
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take a sickie

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy
"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."
by Tiny Cooper September 10, 2016
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Take that Taylor

A phrase that should be used on any girl who pretends to be all sweet and innocent and a teenager, but is actually old and lame and probably way self-centered like Taylor Swift, when a guy pops a load on her face, betrays her, or upgrades to a girl who is nice and has an actual personality, or wears non-grandma bathing suits. You can probably use that phrase on Carly Rae Jepson too, because she's like 34, but "take that Carly rae Jepson" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
After giving that pretentious tart Britney a facial, Jim yelled "Take that Taylor!" left her alone on her knees in the parking lot, and proudly moved on to a girl who actually mattered.
by Tofurkey August 30, 2013
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Take a DAVITT

When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).
We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.
by letsgetmost March 21, 2023
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Taking a Christian

Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.
I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?
by Schnodi2 August 17, 2022
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