sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}

by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018

sweaty biscuit

A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.

Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.

by Jizzcuit February 27, 2018

sweaty jerry

When you work out and then take the sweat and use it as lubricant.

Man I just worked out and did a good old sweaty jerry

by litbois23029u941u09 May 8, 2018

Sweaty Bevis

What happens when you complete a workout on Apple Watch when walking to the car.

I was walking to my car and achieved a Sweaty Bevis

by Yodelayhoo November 17, 2018

Sweaty uh yeah

A rather large bird with saggy breats

Nathaniel daniel was crushed by the huge mass that is sweaty uh yeah

by usedanalbeadsforsale! February 21, 2019

Sweaty Mammoth

An insult; Someone who is extremely dumb, and unbelievably stupid. They tend to play Aussie Rules Football or soccer. They are either fat or buff, and speak in an extremely strong wog accent.

"Piss of ya sweaty mammoth."

by \_TahLiL_/ March 7, 2019

Sweaty Subi

Sweaty Subi is a person who has a whole story series about her life being a sweaty subi.

Sweaty subi gets a new life

by SpagAnesess March 19, 2019