Online stalking

When someone follows you online to different sites or places to either find more about you or wants to have a relationship with you.

Margr15: You wouldn't believe it. There's this guy following me on every site and is constantly doing what I'm doing.

#1Beks16: Oh no! I searched online. He's online stalking you.

Margr15: Oh, that doesn't sound good.

by Faith201 May 5, 2014

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

strinking

This was a Freudian typo that came about as a result of trying to convey something that was both striking and stinking at the same time.

The really strinking thing about bankers is the way they they get paid massive bonuses for massive failure.

by typospotter September 20, 2009

standing shit

A type of shit where you hover your asscheeks slightly above the toilet seat instead of directly sitting on it. Often done in public toilets where chavs have pissed all over the seat rendering it very unpleasent to sit on.

i needed to perform a standing shit the other day because some cunt lost control of his cock and sprayed all over the seat.

by john doobies June 20, 2015

Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

Spanking

When ur butt is hit over and over again by hand

Ryan got a spanking

by Sissy panty boy June 25, 2015

Standing Dog

A sexual position where the bottom dog straightens their hind legs with the top dog standing behind them. This is also the third step of Cave Canem. It precedes the Wheelbarrow and follows Doggystyle.

My wife loves the Standing Dog even more than the Cowgirl.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010