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facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
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stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤
“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”
by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023
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The laughing stock of 1972

2 scores and 13 years ago, our nation was plagued with a severe case of the giggles. It was a difficult time for many as they could not control their laughter. However, one person was not affected and his name was Kirk. Kirk felt so alone, he couldn’t talk to anyone without them laughing. He felt like THE laughing stock of our nation. He went on to write about his tragic experience in what we know today as the laughing stock of 1972.
Did they teach you about the laughing stock of 1972 yet?
by Kirklaugh July 5, 2025
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good stock

When a human being is born with good genes...has a strong healthy blood line...
My kids come from good stock...me and my husband
by Scorpio Chic January 19, 2024
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stock bro

The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks
Yo, hes just a stock bro
by Jaunpuckile May 15, 2022
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Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.
Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!
by Aecheritt April 25, 2017
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Dank Stock

Hilarious and dank, they are pictures use the awkward Shutterstock pics as memes... Look it up!
Dude 1: oh man I just saw the most dank stock!
Dude 2: oh mayn! Send it to me!
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