The laughing stock of 1972

2 scores and 13 years ago, our nation was plagued with a severe case of the giggles. It was a difficult time for many as they could not control their laughter. However, one person was not affected and his name was Kirk. Kirk felt so alone, he couldn’t talk to anyone without them laughing. He felt like THE laughing stock of our nation. He went on to write about his tragic experience in what we know today as the laughing stock of 1972.

Did they teach you about the laughing stock of 1972 yet?

by Kirklaugh July 5, 2025

Stock up with cuteness

It's used when we watch a streamer or video that we find entertaining, it can trigger the release of serotonin in our brain, which can contribute to positive emotions such as smiling.

"I need to watch some LadySolystra need to "stock up with cuteness".

by Lolrace October 14, 2025

Stocking Stuffer

Ejaculating into your socks then proceeding to make a partner walk a mile in in them

Jaden and I need to go home so we can make some stocking stuffers

by ultrasigmagoon69 November 26, 2025

Stock Lollipop

A sex move where the male pees into a condom, then freezes it. He then uses the frozen piss on the female who will alternate between sticking it in her vagina and sucking on it.

I pissed in a condom, froze it, and gave this bitch the craziest stock lollipop last night, but she ended up getting frostbite

by willly whacker 08 January 8, 2026

stocking party

An event in which men (specifically) gather to show off their stockings to their friends in hopes to make each other jealous and/or motivate them to own better stockings.

Their wives are not allowed to know about this party.

Hey Steve, will I be seeing you at the stocking party on Saturday “?

by Ayedolph Hittie February 6, 2025

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing

Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024