nice story

A new way of blowing off stupid people because someone is too stupid for you to bother wasting your time explaining the idea to. #felicia

"Vegans live a lot longer than meat eaters.", Said the girl who ate my pulled pork and loved it. "Nice story."

by Longislandisselfish September 20, 2017

Jewish Story

A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.

"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"

by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018

HAITIAN STIR FRY

When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.

When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!

by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020

S-story

S-story

A story about s*x to make u horny

S-story

Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you

You have been waiting months for this

You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-

by Idk.....,... December 8, 2020

Ewan Story

A undefinable story told by Ewan that never ends, you must hear one for yourself.

That was a definite ewan story.

by Rushmead January 15, 2022

Goat story

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess

guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY

by veryreallygood January 15, 2022

roblox story but the main character has a brain

A "original" twist on dumb roblox stories where the protagonist knows what is going on, predicts what happens next, unfortunately has to follow along barely with the story and the other characters think the protagonist is crazy.

hey bro have you seen that "totally new and original video" that's called "roblox story but the main character has a brain?"

by thiscatisd September 12, 2022