Stephen Burns

Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.

" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"

by spanky6969 August 6, 2021

The Spread Stephen

The technique stephen (Actually Stephen) uses when he's about to fart on a bus
(Blame discord pals, not me)

"If you want to fart without people realising, use the spread stephen technique"

by Random username idek January 16, 2021

joseph stephens

Badass mf that can do anything

"Fought off 8 guys by yourself" wow your a Joseph Stephens

by Bds badass12364426 March 23, 2017

Stephen hawking

Stephen hawking is that one wheelchair guy. Oh and he's dead now

Yeah this fucker Stephen hawking. He was ok. But now he's dead. Oh well.

by Finnagen March 14, 2018

The Stephen Hawking

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.

by localpirate November 1, 2014

Dale Stephens

The best fucking player ever, has the potential to be the best ever midfielder known to man.

Girl-Omg dale Stephens is so hot
Jacob-I would fuck him

by Elliot Hill November 23, 2021

Stephen King

Stephen King is an American author from Portland Maine, regarded as the "King of Horror", he is most famously known for his horror novels including Misery, Carrie, The Shining, It, and Pet Sematary. He also has some fantasy and drama novels too like his novella "The Body" (the film adaptation for this novel is Stand By Me), The Shawshank Redemption, and The Dark Tower. All of his works were made into movies and most of these movies received very positive views from critics and grossed quite a bit of money. The Shining and The Shawshank Redemption being the most popular. However, King did not like the film adaptation of The Shining. He didn't like who the director (Stanley Kubrick) cast as the main antagonist (Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrence), how they twisted the plot, and how Kubrick glossed over important morals from the book like the dangers of alcoholism (because King wrote the book while suffering from alcoholism).

Stephen King's writing style in most of his novels is that kid(s) are usually main protagonist(s) and adult(s) are usually the main antagonist(s). Looks at his stories like the ones listed above. The only one I can think of that is an exception to this is "Misery" where the main protagonist and antagonist are both adults.

by bmhorton August 24, 2022