staying lite

A way of saying "i'm on a diet" in public without sounding fat. Usually said by egomaniacs who care about their appearance a lot, such as thots or hood members. When said this way, it makes them sound less concerned about how they look.

dude: wanna pop out to dq?

dude 2: nah im staying lite

by i think i'm smart but sike April 23, 2019

seaminglessly

Yes that's a word!

That has been the real challenge I think, to make it all work seaminglessly.

by seaminglessly July 31, 2019

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off

Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper

by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020

Steaming Charlie

A hot shower fart

I was in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and my wife let out a Steaming Charlie in the shower.

by Snarfy74 April 2, 2020

staying up early tonight

I’m going to be up for a while til the sun comes up

Yea bro we staying up early tonight

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

steaming raincoat

A euphemism for a condom with ejaculate in it; a used condom

You have to be careful not to leave your steaming raincoat somewhere the dog can get to it.

by Dr. Pingu April 4, 2021