Ooooh, squid!

A response to anything vaguely sexual or sexy.

Girl 1: So I hear Johnny Depp might be in the next Batman movie as the Riddler.
Girl 2: Oooh, squid!

Person 1: We were just laying together to watch tv!
Person 2: Oh sure. You were probably all ooooh, squid!

by Kaileikehe February 27, 2009

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Squaids

A fictional disease made popular by RWJ (RayWilliamJohnson) of YouTube.
You contract Squaids by having sexual intercourse with a squirrel.

The name is derived from "Sqirrel" and "AIDS".
The only known cure for Squaids is to "Do a mom". Preferrably not your own mom, because that would be wrong.

Guy 1: "So... I have Squaids."

Guy 2: "That's too bad man... You could borrow my mom if you want?"

Guy 1: "Dude, that would be great!"

by ToXXicTeRRor August 16, 2010

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squid

a backstabber, snitch, or untrustable person. commonly used by somalians.

Guy 1: Yo that guy just took my spot in line!
Guy 2: Fuckin' squid!

by tyebb September 28, 2011

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squid fishing

the act of performing anal sex and cuming in a girls ass and sucking it out with a straw

Id love to go squid fishing in that ass.

by BIGSEXY9110 March 1, 2010

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Squid Squirt

When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.

"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."

by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018

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