Squeakin' It

Befriending your friend's girlfriend with the intention of gettin' up in it.

Yo, isn't that Mike with Dre's ex-girlfriend?!

- Yeah he was totally squeakin' it though...

Damn, they used to be roommates too..

by R.Meinen December 3, 2011

Squeakocity

The level of audio for determining how squeaky an object is.

Person 1 - "I have a chair that's very high in squeakocity."

Person 2 - "Oh, that must be very annoying. My bed has a pretty low squeakocity level and even that gets on my nerves."

by rickput7 August 11, 2012

squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

squeaky greg

A sexual act in which a can of whipped cream is dispensed into someone's anal orifice.

Barbara gave Jeffery a squeaky greg and now we have no whipped cream for the party.

by DougieMcElroy June 26, 2017

Squee

The sound made by an eaglet ( newborn to one year old eagle) to express excitement or displeasure.

You could hear the eaglet squeeing as the father eagle flew in with food.

The Squee of an eaglet is music to an eagleholics ears.

by Eaglenut October 9, 2017

Squeeb'd

When your totally fucked, screwed, shit out of luck, when you're up-shit's-creek without a paddle, when all hope is gone, when it's game over man, game over, and not even Batman can save you with his batbong and a million bucks that's when you're squeeb'd.

Fuck me deadly I'm squeeb'd!
It's all squeeb'd . . .

by Nshannacappo June 17, 2018

Squee

A name of one of the teenage Judge Kavanaugh's drinking buddy in the 80's.

Squee and I finished off an entire pony keg between the two of us, and we never blacked out once. I like beer!

by Mocknbird October 3, 2018