Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.
"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"
by TessiixX January 12, 2010
Get the Weiner Squeezers mug.A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.
Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer
Mike: what?
Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)
Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick
Greg: told you, he does that
Mike: what?
Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)
Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick
Greg: told you, he does that
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by anshumax March 9, 2009
Get the Butt squeeze mug.When two chicks both have their pussies over-flowed with Caesar dressing while scissoring one another.
Candy: Lisa, did you eat out Evelyn last night?
Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.
Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!
Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.
Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!
by Jake Handleeeeeer October 15, 2008
Get the Caesar Squeeze mug.a sexual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. The provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient's genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed orgasm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.
My date last night was such a prude! I couldn't even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.
Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.
Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.
by cimg November 14, 2007
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by jerrymary August 22, 2007
Get the squeeze mug.1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
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2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
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2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
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