tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014

Siamese Squat

The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.

Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?

by SMEople May 8, 2014

mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.

My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.

by MenInKilts December 20, 2016

humpty squat

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....

I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.

by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017

Sriracha Squat

When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.

"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"

by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018