the fidget spinner

A sexual position where the female rotates on the males penis while the male spins her like a fidget spinner.

Damn Bro! she got so nauseous when I busted the fidget spinner on her last night.

by AngelDJF May 25, 2017

you can fidget my spinner

A phrase that can be used as a pickup line on someone to let them know you wanna hook up, but they don't have to believe it and will make you less embarrassed when they say ew no because it sounds really dumb.

Marsha: that was a fun date, we should do it again sometime
Antony: yeah, it really was, and I wanted you to know... You can fidget my spinner anytime!
Marsha: OMG lol Antony jokes like this is why I like you
Antony: oh yeah lol joke lolololol😌😢
Marsha:lololol

by Womanly_Bananas October 7, 2017

Spanner Monkey

When someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibLy fucking stupid.

"Hey Jim! Wheres my hat?"
"On your head you spanner monkey!!!"

by Jack Skipp February 16, 2004

spooner

1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person

Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"

by Mole(Flea100) January 17, 2007

spinner

archaic English label for a bicycling enthusiast.

Pardon me, Henry, but do you happen to know who won the Glasgow bicycle race this morning?

Sorry, Percival, but I'm sure it was some spinner.

by I_am_Jack April 23, 2010

stonner kebab

when your dick is too soft to get it inside a woman but you still manage somehow.you then work it into a hardon

too much drinking last night so when i tried to hump her i had to give her a stonner kebab

by droneblackdevil January 28, 2007

Spinner

Aussie slang for someone who is not too clever or easily fooled.

Used in the phrase "Come in spinner"
Which means "I can't believe you fell for that one"

by Spooty Spinner July 27, 2003