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Spongebob

The hottest and most BeAUTiFuL person you will ever meet, find him.. hes yours.

He is a sponge, He is yellow, LONG eyelashes, Beautiful blue eyes, MmMm makes me NuT
girl 1- Omg LOOK!
girl 2- What?
girl 1- ITS SPONGEBOB!
girl 2- i..its a sponge.
girl 1-MmMm hello cutie.
by ur sus my guy :> September 28, 2020
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Spongebob Squarepants

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.
Hey Spongebob Squarepants, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019
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Spongebob Bootleg Dumped

A famous lost spongebob episode from 2010 that is next to another lost episode called "Red Mist" or Squidward's Suicide. It begins where spongebob's face was sad, He asked Patrick holding Gary on his back if he wanted Fresh Scent or Heavy Duty, when he blinks again, he's still sad but his pupil got so small it was like he was staring at him, a few minutes later, his house becomes darker plus his eyes become red, like if he was having conjunctivitis, with his pupil still small, a few seconds later, he blinks but this time his pupils got enlarged and his mouth disappeared, it then shows spongebob being scrunched inwards before it became black, It appears to a scene where his nose disappeared, he has a crystal shaped black thing in his chest, with his eyes very bloodshotted, it also has a scene where the screen is glitched, plus spongebob looks like Duolingo, i haven't watched the full episode so after that it cuts to black and the episode ends,
Spongebob Bootleg dumped is a real lost episode next to Red Mist!
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
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The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."
The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021
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spongebob will be aluminum can

he will be aluminum can on january 28, 2014
demarcus: did you hear spongebob will be aluminum can?
demarcus 2: no
by demarcus1 July 15, 2023
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SpongeBob

The best yellow cunt there fucking is.
Squidward: Your weird SpongeBob
SpongeBob: Come fight me Doctor FAGGOT
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